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幽老師一默

幽老師一默
RM 14.69 RM 18.60 21%
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Product Code:
146721
Model:
957287604X
Brand:
擎松
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East Malaysia - RM 14.00
Singapore - RM 25.00
Brunei, Indonesia, Macau, Philipines, Taiwan, Thailand - RM 105.40
Bhutan, Cambodia, China, Maldives, Nepal, Sri Lank - RM 124.90
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ISBN: 957287604X

出版日期: 2003-09-05

作者: 劉沂

裝訂: 平裝.單色印刷.158頁.

 

肇事者
醫學院外科考試,教授問學生:「為什麼外科醫生都戴著口罩動手術?」
學生:「萬一手術出了紕漏,病人就認不出誰是肇事者。」

自我介紹
某次僑生聚會,有人如此介紹:
「我是來自動物大學狗貓系。」
「我是來自吃飯大學睡覺系。」
經過一番調查,原來是東吳大學國貿系與師範大學社教系。

對聯
上聯:考試不作弊明年當學弟
下聯:寧願沒人格不能不及格
橫批:就是要過

權利
上美國史的第一天,教授指定學生預習關於公民權利的課文,下次要抽考。
第二天,他叫一個同學出十項公民權利,那同學沒回應。
教授說:「好吧,就列舉五項好了。」學生仍不出聲。
教授只好無可奈何地說:「只要講出你身為公民的一項權利就好了。」
該生回答:「我有權保持沈默」

幽老師一默
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ZoneOrder Total (RM)Delivery Fee (RM)
West MalaysiaAbove 79.00FREE
East MalaysiaAbove 149.00FREE

ZoneItemsDelivery Fee (RM)
West MalaysiaFirst 2 Item5.00
Additional 1 Item2.00
East MalaysiaFirst 1 Item14.00
Additional 1 Item5.00
SingaporeFirst 1 Item25.00
Additional 1 Item5.00
Brunei, Indonesia, Macau, Philipines, Taiwan, ThailandFirst 1 Item105.40
Additional 1 Item28.00
Bhutan, Cambodia, China, Maldives, Nepal, Sri LankFirst 1 Item124.90
Additional 1 Item32.00
Australia, Japan, Korea(KR), New ZealandFirst 1 Item132.80
Additional 1 Item36.00
Canada, Mexico, USAFirst 1 Item148.20
Additional 1 Item40.00
Austria, France, Finland, Germany, India, DenmarkFirst 1 Item162.80
Additional 1 Item44.00
Albania, Bosnia, Croatia, Estonia, Georgia, GreeceFirst 1 Item192.50
Additional 1 Item48.00
Libya, MoroccoFirst 1 Item251.70
Additional 1 Item52.00

 

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