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真是瞎了我的狗眼︰一見你就笑
Product Code:
241711
Model:
9789866642685
Product by:
可道書房
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Delivery Fee:
WM - RM 5.30
EM - RM 12.72
FREE shipping within Malaysia for orders over RM 79.00
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Product Information

ISBN: 9789866642685

出版日期: 2011-04-01

作者: 馮國濤

裝訂: 平裝.部份全彩.208頁.

 

  

一分鐘不笑→神經大條 三分鐘不笑→鐵石心腸 五分鐘不笑→冷若冰霜 十分鐘不笑→變態狂人

  讓你全身心放鬆,先天下之樂而樂,慧眼獨具之終極笑典!

  根據非官方調查,許多悶咖看完此書之後狗眼大開!

  這幾年,超商集點換贈品的活動如雨後春筍般一波接一波,讓消費者玩得樂此不疲,不過也發生了不少有趣的事。最近在網路上就流傳一系列與黑道大哥有關的集點笑話,開場的首部曲是這麼發生的:

  有個黑道大哥去以數字為名的超商買東西,店員結帳後給了他兩枚點數貼紙。

  大哥不解地問:「這是幹嘛的?」

  店員答:「你再積八點,就可以換獎品了。」

  然後,店員就被揍了。

  不久,二部曲在同一家店發生了:

  店員忍耐傷痛向大哥解釋,誤會總算冰釋了。大哥果然是大哥,息怒之後悠然站在超商門口外抽煙。

  這時,超商的店長George下班要回家,懂禮貌的店員趁著店長剛走出店門時大聲說著:「George, bye!」

  大哥聽出了這話裡的玄機,丟下手中的煙,走進超商中再賞給那店員一陣毒打。

  過幾天,三部曲在另一家發生了:

  這天晚上,黑道大哥又去全家人都覺得很便利的超商買東西。店員結帳完畢之後,給大哥八枚點數貼紙。

  大哥很有經驗了,就問店員:「幾點可以換獎品?」

  店員答:「十點就可以換獎品了。」

  大哥說:「靠!現在九點五十九分了,才差一分鐘而已,你不能先給我嗎?」

  店員答:「……」(心想,不要打我啊!)

  你苦悶嗎?你無聊嗎?本書收集整理多篇高笑話幽默小品獨家發佈,更新鮮!笑力高達十二級,笑得你抽筋流淚不償命。準備好了沒?一起來發笑吧!

真是瞎了我的狗眼︰一見你就笑
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ZoneWeightDelivery Fee (RM)
West MalaysiaFirst 2.00 kg5.30
West MalaysiaAdditional 1.00 kg2.12
East MalaysiaFirst 1.00 kg12.72
East MalaysiaAdditional 1.00 kg12.72

ZoneOrder Price Range (RM)Delivery Fee (RM)
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East MalaysiaAbove 79.00FREE

 

 

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