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相親惡女不負責出清指南:直白毒舌的男人評鑑20
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ISBN: 9789571357218

出版日期: 2013-02-25

作者: 惡女Dolphin/內頁、Lon/插畫

裝訂: 平裝.單色印刷.208頁.

 

  

  「關於相親,我也只是想拚個輸贏而已!!!」

  年屆敗犬的狂吠!寂寞OL的交友實錄!

  一本讓女人狂笑噴飯、讓男人咬牙握拳的相親全記錄!

  讓相親惡女帶你進入光怪陸離的婚活世界

  二十則NG頻傳、血淚交織的相親荒唐故事

  就是有你們這些男人難怪本姐嫁不出去!

  NG男(1):光聽聲音就不適合的台客恐龍!

  他:「那你MSN多少?」

  我:「Dolphin……」

  他:「D.o.ㄟ樓……」(天啊聽到L的發音我就想掛電話了)

  我:「對啦對啦對啦!」(根本不想講)

  他:「那我再跟你確認一遍ㄛ,D.o.ㄟ樓……」

  我:「……」(天哪!!!!不用再確認了!!你不要再唸了!我現在就告訴你我們不適合!!!)

  NG男(2):德高望重的四十歲大叔!

  我:「你不覺得相親公司很亂來嗎??怎麼會安排差10歲的對象,根本就浪費我們大家的quota嘛!」殊不知不問則已,一問驚人。

  叔叔竟然說:「其實我之前的女朋友是73年次的,所以我原本覺得還好……」

  我真的很想報警!! 這犯法的吧!!!

  NG男(3):不知所措只會玩衛生筷的科技宅男!

  那幾個男生呢,也還真的是很宅,好像有女性動物出現在周邊五公尺範圍內,就會不知所措,結果,每個人為了找事做就只能玩筷子,整桌就只剩下「窸窸窣窣」的衛生筷塑膠袋聲。

  P.S.相親惡女的婚活教戰

  給女孩們

  1. 只要是妳還想談戀愛的一天,都應該隨時保持美麗的形象,披頭散髮我想只有鬼才會出清成功吧!

  2. 人氣女的「親衛隊」,可是靠自己打造出來的!製造自己相當搶手的氛圍吧!

  3. 放電女的祕技在於──多問問題,讓對方以為妳對他很有興趣;少說話,讓對方回家之後,才發現對妳一點都不了解,好奇心油然而生唷!

  給男孩們

  1.約會最佳時機:週五中午時間。進可攻、退可守。話不投機,吃完閃人;若稍微有點機會,可進一步邀約,週五晚上一切自然盡在不言中。

  2.第一次約會不約熱炒店或吵雜大賣場餐廳。

  3.切勿龜縮以免冷場,但也別太狂放自傲,惹人不快。

  ﹙更多敗犬剩男的出清法則請參閱本書內文!﹚

作者簡介

惡女Dolphin

  集正、辣、豪邁於一身,女人奉為相親教主,男人卻避之惟恐不及。

  面對姊妹淘感情煩惱時總能給予睿智箴言,碰到遜咖的相親對象時卻無法精準控制臉部表情,面露兇光。

  自認為外貌與智慧與日俱增,無奈自尊與身價適成反比。

  透過驚人的數十次相親經驗,終於找到自己的戀愛真諦、人生之鑰,誓要為同樣深受單身所苦的善男信女,破解眾人常犯的戀愛謬誤,讓大家一起化冰山為火山,融化於熊熊的愛火之中!……燃燒吧!朋友!  

  部落格:相親的黃金傳說:blog.roodo.com/blinddate

  臉書粉絲頁:相親惡女的真情相談室:www.facebook.com/blinddate123?ref=ts&fref=ts 內頁插畫∕Lon

  雅虎圖文摩人部落客,小時候並不怎麼喜歡畫圖,卻因為媽媽不小心說了句「畫得好棒喔~」而誤入歧途,走上畫畫這條不歸路。

相親惡女不負責出清指南:直白毒舌的男人評鑑20
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