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單兵注意!暴笑部隊來襲
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4205
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9789868827165
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大翼文化
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ISBN: 9789868827165

出版日期: 2012-07-10

作者: 常笑生

裝訂: 平裝.單色印刷.256頁.

 

  軍旅生活真奇妙,集合點名人皆到,分配勤務找不著;必學軍中五妙招,長眼推拖閃躲飄……

  揭露軍旅嚴肅教條下的暴笑秘辛!

  小心KUSO笑彈亂炸亂飛,

  炸得讓你笑到頭昏腦脹、眼冒金星!

  看天兵搞笑出兵,

  死老百姓樣,任你有幾條命都笑不夠! 需要苗條的女兵

  恰逢國慶日,上尉非常高興地對中尉說:「中尉,你去給我找一個女兵來保衛我的安全。」

  中尉:「您能具體說一下需要什麼樣的女兵嗎?」

  上尉眼睛往上翻,想了想說:「首先眼睛要大,身材要苗條,動作要敏捷,話要少,晚上精力要充沛,懂得保密,如果是個外籍女兵更好。」

  第二天晚上,中尉抱著一隻母波斯貓送到了上尉的面前。 如何選擇

  小兵:「我現在同時愛上了兩個小姐,一個長的漂亮可愛,但是很窮;另一個雖然非常富有,但長相一般。你說,我該選擇哪一位?」

  上等兵:「當然是漂亮的那位,錢畢竟不是最重要的東西。」

  小兵:「那太好了,我也這麼想。那麼我今晚就去找那位漂亮小姐訂婚。」

  「不過,」上等兵接著說,「你能告訴我那位不漂亮的住在哪兒嗎?」 高興就好

  有個天兵,放了幾天假之後,在作文簿寫著:

  「上週六,我放假回家,我好高興!回到家裡一看到老婆,我好高興!後來,又看到我的小孩,會叫爸爸了!我好高興!可是,時間過得好快,幾天的假咻一下就過去,想到要收假,我好難過……不過,想到放了幾天假,我還是很高興;而且,再過十天又可以放假了,我好高興!」

  批閱的班長看了看,不知道該批什麼,只好寫:「高興就好。」 本書特色  

  根據幽默心理學的觀點,引人發笑的最主要因素是有人比你倒楣或者不幸。

  軍隊笑話裡的主角,是新兵傻蛋、愚蠢的教官與將軍、虛偽的領袖、極度性壓抑的士兵、二次大戰時負責搞笑的義大利軍隊……

  是他們讓本來充斥流血與死亡的軍隊帶給我們娛樂與大笑,大笑之後更歡樂 的是,他們跟我們一點關係也沒有啊!

  哈哈哈哈哈哈……

作者簡介

常笑生

  愛說笑,愛聽別人說笑,全身都是幽默細胞。

  一個笑點忽高忽底,對笑話過目不忘,並且能創造笑話的人。

  相信大笑能傳染,快樂要分享,笑話也要一起品嘗。

單兵注意!暴笑部隊來襲
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ZoneWeightDelivery Fee (RM)
West MalaysiaFirst 2.00 kg5.30
West MalaysiaAdditional 1.00 kg2.12
East MalaysiaFirst 1.00 kg12.72
East MalaysiaAdditional 1.00 kg12.72

ZoneOrder Price Range (RM)Delivery Fee (RM)
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East MalaysiaAbove 79.00FREE

 

 

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